Probably one of my favorite songs from this album.
The Meme Act of 2013:
A meme’s life shall henceforth be measured in the amount of time it takes for a local news station to mention or take part in it.
If the meme is mentioned or acted out in any way by a local news station, the meme is officially dead. Further meme activity will be subject to fines or imprisonment.
My favorite: probably #4.
For a company like Twitter, launching an app for just one platform is really inexcusable.